Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.