Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.