Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.