Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!