Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.