Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.