Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.