Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!