What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren