Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*