Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs