How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.