How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.