How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.