How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.