What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.