Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.