Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!