Volkswagen Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible