Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.