Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.