How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.