Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.