Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why do black people like to "whip" when dancing?

Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out

This joke may have profanity.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Ana Jokes More Ana Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!