Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why do black people like to "whip" when dancing?

Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out

This joke may have profanity.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

You might also enjoy:

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Ana Jokes More Ana Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.