Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why do black people like to "whip" when dancing?

Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Ana Jokes More Ana Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Abusive Relationship Jokes More Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

How do you torture Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends