Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!