Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!