Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!