How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.