Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...