Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.