You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River
Crimea River.
Crimea River
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A large pizza can feed a family of four"
They're biodegradable.
Sir.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
Putin on the Ritz
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
A calendar has a future...
He will tell you.
I told you it would rain, dear.
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
