Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River