You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A large pizza can feed a family of four"
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Your credit card.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Crimea River.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
HysterISIS
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Crimea River
Pardon me.
Abraham Lincoln.
