Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River