Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River