Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river