Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River