They both work in gastronomy
Only one in a million actually works.
They went on strike!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.