Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.