Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
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They both work in gastronomy
A: The food tastes funny.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Wrapping paper.
Bricks get laid.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
