Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Astronomy Jokes More Astronomy Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.