Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

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What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!