Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.