Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
He wanted to see stars during the day.
It has a special place in their hearts
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
You break it up.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
He only had one pupil.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Xero.