Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right