Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page