Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality