Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
They never want to log off.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
A coconut
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
He only had one pupil.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Regis Error.
Because it blew up.
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