How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.