How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.