How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts