What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!