What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking