What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.