How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!