Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.