Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.