Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.