Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!