None. It's too dark.
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Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Let's go fishing
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.