Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.