Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST