Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction