Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.