Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite