Gop Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.