How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!