How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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What's your first name?

Avoids

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.