Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Carpool tunnels

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He had carpool tunnel

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There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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A wind tunnel.

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Corpell tunnel syndrome

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Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey