Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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New Jersey

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A New Jersey

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot