He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
She didn't have the balls to do it
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
a buck an ear
A buck an ear.
It makes them feel popular.
Ask Hugh Hefner.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Who says it's dark
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Avoids
Just take some steps to avoid them!
And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"
Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)
