He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
You knock on the door.
A wind tunnel.
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
to get rid of his tesserection
She worked it out with a pencil.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
In a circle.
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
New Jersey got to pick first
