Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Cork Jokes More Cork Jokes

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !