Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !