Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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He was knotty.

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