Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.