German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.