Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.