Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.