What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.