What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.