What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."