What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."