What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!