What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved