What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!