What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!