What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!