What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.