What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.