What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.