Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.