What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."