What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception