What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.