What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "