Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co