Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.