What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !