What's got six legs and can fly long di...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !