What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.