What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.