How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

cause they're ugly and they stink.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.