How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.