How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."