Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.