Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.