Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff