Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff