What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.