What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...