What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...