What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.