Bc Jokes

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Stonehenge Jokes More Stonehenge Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either