Bc Jokes

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Stonehenge Jokes More Stonehenge Jokes

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Chicken Cross Jokes More Chicken Cross Jokes

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Victoria Jokes More Victoria Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.