Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !