Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.