Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.