Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.