Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea