Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.