Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.