Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob