What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.