What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.