What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.