What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.