What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.