What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.