What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction